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Thursday 27 August 2015
Wednesday 26 August 2015
How Many Mangoes ????
बघुयात ग्रूप मधिल कीती जन किती हुशार आहेत.
सात चोर असतात
एके रात्री ते एका आबंराईमध्ये खुप आंबे चोरतात
आणी रात्री एका मंदिरात झोपतात
मात्र दोन चोर मध्यरात्री उठतात आणी दोघेच
आंबे वाटतात
दोघांना समान आंबे येतात मात्र एक आंबा
ऊरतो
एका आंब्यासाठी दोघे भांडतात्
आणी तिसरा चोर उठतो व तिघे आंबे वाटतात
पुन्हा एक आंबा उरतो व तिघेजण भांडतात आता
चौथा चोर उठतो व पुन्हा चौघे आंबे वाटतात
तरिदेखिल एक आंबा ऊरतो आणी पुन्हा चौघे
भांडतात् आता पाचवा चोर उठतो व पाच चोर
आंबे वाटतात परंतु एक आंबा उरतो व पाचजण
भांडतात पुन्हा सहावा चोर उठतोच आणी
आता सहा चोर आंबे वाटतात तरिदेखिल एक
आंबा उरतोच
शेवटी सातवा चोर उठतो आणी सगऴे चोर आंबे
वाटतात आता मात्र एकही आंबा उरत नाहीत
सातही चोराना समान आंबे येतात
सांगा ऊत्तर एकुण आंबे किती होते
आणी प्रत्येक चोराना किती आंबे हिस्स्याला
आले
लक्षात ठेवा एक ते सहा चोर आंबे वाटतात
तेव्हा प्रत्येक वेळेस एक आंबा उरतोच मात्र जेव्हा
सात चोर आंबे वाटतात तेव्हा एकही आंबा उरत
नाही
तुमची वेळ आता सुरू झाली
ऊत्तर द्या
Ans is simple.....
it's challenge
सात चोर असतात
एके रात्री ते एका आबंराईमध्ये खुप आंबे चोरतात
आणी रात्री एका मंदिरात झोपतात
मात्र दोन चोर मध्यरात्री उठतात आणी दोघेच
आंबे वाटतात
दोघांना समान आंबे येतात मात्र एक आंबा
ऊरतो
एका आंब्यासाठी दोघे भांडतात्
आणी तिसरा चोर उठतो व तिघे आंबे वाटतात
पुन्हा एक आंबा उरतो व तिघेजण भांडतात आता
चौथा चोर उठतो व पुन्हा चौघे आंबे वाटतात
तरिदेखिल एक आंबा ऊरतो आणी पुन्हा चौघे
भांडतात् आता पाचवा चोर उठतो व पाच चोर
आंबे वाटतात परंतु एक आंबा उरतो व पाचजण
भांडतात पुन्हा सहावा चोर उठतोच आणी
आता सहा चोर आंबे वाटतात तरिदेखिल एक
आंबा उरतोच
शेवटी सातवा चोर उठतो आणी सगऴे चोर आंबे
वाटतात आता मात्र एकही आंबा उरत नाहीत
सातही चोराना समान आंबे येतात
सांगा ऊत्तर एकुण आंबे किती होते
आणी प्रत्येक चोराना किती आंबे हिस्स्याला
आले
लक्षात ठेवा एक ते सहा चोर आंबे वाटतात
तेव्हा प्रत्येक वेळेस एक आंबा उरतोच मात्र जेव्हा
सात चोर आंबे वाटतात तेव्हा एकही आंबा उरत
नाही
तुमची वेळ आता सुरू झाली
ऊत्तर द्या
Ans is simple.....
it's challenge
A Man and Woman were travelling on a bike.
- English Version -
A Man and Woman were travelling on a bike.
The Traffic police stops them at a signal.
He asks them How are they related.
So the boy answers;
“Her father-in-law is my father-in-law’s father”.
Can you find out how they are related?
A Man and Woman were travelling on a bike.
The Traffic police stops them at a signal.
He asks them How are they related.
So the boy answers;
“Her father-in-law is my father-in-law’s father”.
Can you find out how they are related?
Ek Mulga aani Mulgi Gaadi varun Jaat astat (A Man and Woman were travelling on a bike.)
जो उत्तर देइल तो बादशाह
1 मुलगा आणि एक मुलगी गाडीवरून जात असतात चौकात पोलिस त्यांना थांबवतो आणि विचारतो तुमचे नाते काय?
मुलगा सांगतो
हीचा सासरा माझ्या सासरयाचा बाप आहे
नांत काय????
3 तासात सांगा
1 मुलगा आणि एक मुलगी गाडीवरून जात असतात चौकात पोलिस त्यांना थांबवतो आणि विचारतो तुमचे नाते काय?
मुलगा सांगतो
हीचा सासरा माझ्या सासरयाचा बाप आहे
नांत काय????
3 तासात सांगा
Wednesday 19 August 2015
Tuesday 18 August 2015
Teen sawal
Iये तीन सवाल है? अगर आप सही जवाब दे दे , तो उम्मीद है कि आप हर परीक्षा पास कर सकते है.
🔸1 फाँसी का समय सूरज निकलने के पहले क्यो किया जाता है ? किसी और समय में क्यो नही दी जाती है?
🔸2 वो कौन सी चीज है जो आपके पास हो तो विवाह नही हो सकता है और न हो तो अन्तिम संस्कार नही हो सकता है?
🔸3 अगर किसी लड़की की लाश मिले तो कैसे मालूम करोगे कि वह लडकी किस जाति की है?
रिप्लाई मस्ट ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' जिसको भी फारवर्ड कर सकते है
करीए और जबाब तलाश कीजिए ।
आपको चैलेंज है 24 घटे के भीतर आप अपने साथी दोस्तों को भेजे
आपका समय अब शुरु हुआ।
व्हाट्सएप के एक्सस्पर्ट हो तो उत्तर दे।
Friday 7 August 2015
Marathi Jokes
- पेशंट:- डॉक्टर, प्लास्टिक सर्जरी करायची आहे, साधारण किती खर्च येईल?
डॉक्टर:- ३ लाख रुपये..…..
पेशंट:- (थोडा विचार करून) आणि प्लास्टिक आम्ही आणून दिले तर
डॉक्टर: मग फोविकॅाल पन आन रताळ्या फुकट चिटकवुनदेतो!....
😍😀😀😀👌☝👌😜😝
Wednesday 5 August 2015
English Jokes
I have gone through Yakub Memon's execution day details...
Wake up call 3.30 in the morning...
Talk with relatives...
Prayed...
Had bath...
Getting ready in new clothes...
Breakfast of his choice...
Now I remembered...
Same thing happened to me on my marriage day...
😜😝😝😜😝😝😜😝
Wake up call 3.30 in the morning...
Talk with relatives...
Prayed...
Had bath...
Getting ready in new clothes...
Breakfast of his choice...
Now I remembered...
Same thing happened to me on my marriage day...
😜😝😝😜😝😝😜😝
Bollywood filmo ke Naam Bataye ???
Bollywood filmo ke Naam Bataye ???
1 हि_ ल_ की _ द _
2 _ व _ को _ ने _
3 _ आं _ _ र _ हा_
4 जि _ _ श में _ गा _ह_ _
5 _रा _ म _क_
6 _ ग _ आ _ म
7 त _ _ र _ बा _ _ ह
8 क_ क _
9 क _ म _ दा _ र _ वा _ की
10 _ ल _ ले _ _ ल _ न _ ल _
1 हि_ ल_ की _ द _
2 _ व _ को _ ने _
3 _ आं _ _ र _ हा_
4 जि _ _ श में _ गा _ह_ _
5 _रा _ म _क_
6 _ ग _ आ _ म
7 त _ _ र _ बा _ _ ह
8 क_ क _
9 क _ म _ दा _ र _ वा _ की
10 _ ल _ ले _ _ ल _ न _ ल _
Hindi Jokes
बिहारी बाबू = अरे ओ डाक्टरवा, कैसा नसबंदी किये हो हमार ?
बीबी फिर से माँ बनने वाली है
डाक्टर = हम नसबंदी तुहार किया हूँ, पूरा बिहार का नहीं |
Tuesday 4 August 2015
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry,
but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution,
just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says,
"Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother.
You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry,
but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution,
just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says,
"Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother.
You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her.
I'm in a big trouble!
A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman.
A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman.
The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky.
The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky.
The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off,
then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked,
so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog,
then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk.
However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments,
the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off,
then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked,
so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog,
then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk.
However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments,
the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
Monday 3 August 2015
Top Ten Ways You Know You Are A Desi Engineer
Top Ten Ways You Know You Are A Desi Engineer
10. You have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside.
9. You're aware that computers are actually only good for playing games.
8. You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your car tires.
7. You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.
6. You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
5. Your IQ is lower than your weight.
4. You stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE.
3. You can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.
2. Your wife hasn't got the foggiest idea what you do at work.
1. You introduce your wife as mylady@wife.home.
6 Sawal 6 Chllngs
Quiz Tym:::::
6 Sawal 6 Chllngs
1. Kis Shakhs Ka Brthdy Hr
Saal Nhi Ata?
Ans_
2. Dhoop Me Kya Chiz Nhi
Sukh Sakti?
Ans_
3. Kon Sa fal Mitha Hone K
Bawjud Sale Nhi Hota?
Ans_
4. Konsi Chiz H JisKa Naam
Lo to Wo Tut Jati H?
Ans_
5. Wo Kon H Jo Bager Pair
K Bhagta H or lot Kr Nhi
Aata?
Ans_
6. Kon c Machli Samandr
me Nhi Tair Skti?
Ans_
Hit Cmnt Fastzzz
Jisne bhi pehle ans diye vo winner
6 Sawal 6 Chllngs
1. Kis Shakhs Ka Brthdy Hr
Saal Nhi Ata?
Ans_
2. Dhoop Me Kya Chiz Nhi
Sukh Sakti?
Ans_
3. Kon Sa fal Mitha Hone K
Bawjud Sale Nhi Hota?
Ans_
4. Konsi Chiz H JisKa Naam
Lo to Wo Tut Jati H?
Ans_
5. Wo Kon H Jo Bager Pair
K Bhagta H or lot Kr Nhi
Aata?
Ans_
6. Kon c Machli Samandr
me Nhi Tair Skti?
Ans_
Hit Cmnt Fastzzz
Jisne bhi pehle ans diye vo winner
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